
ive been mostly avoiding discussing The Big News because thinking about it fills me with the same existential dread that i got when they laid off like a million people or when they kept taking on military projects but this time around i felt like doing something constructive besides laying face down on my stomach under my desk
(for the record im still doing the laying down bit at least a little)
heroes beat the first of my generals & it cuts back to me in my lair pacing back and forth like "shit! goddamn it. he was the strongest of the four generals. we're basically fucked now."